What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why is the concept of pumping water uphill not commonly used as a source of electricity generation, similar to pumped-hydro systems?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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